2004-05-17 - You Have to be Awesome At Something...
2004-05-11 - I Just Wish We Had Time To Kill...
2004-05-05 - My Teeth Are Fucking Beautiful
2004-04-29 - I Want To Be A Personality When I Grow Up!
2004-04-18 - I Still Don't Know Why I Did This
2004-04-11 - Acknowledging My Addiction Is The First Step To Recovery
2004-03-28 - I.A. (Inhalers Anonymous)
2004-03-25 - Online-Dating Tips
2004-03-16 - Shout-outs To My Friend
2004-03-13 - Zach Parkes: Master of the HTML
2004-03-09 - A Short yet To-The-Point Letter In Regards To The Complaint That Everything I Write Is Excessively Long, Boring, and Reduntant; In Which I Apologize Sincerely, and Will Try To Keep Everything I Write Short and Simple
2004-03-06 - Warning: Keep Away From Phones
2004-02-29 - Mel Gibson is a Phony, Greedy Douche
2004-02-25 - I Missed This Thing (not really)
2003-12-28 - I Love You Too
2003-12-26 - Quizno's: The Greatest Thing Since....
2003-12-21 - All Hail King George!
2003-12-20 - Procrastination Is Fun
2003-12-17 - Don't Worry, Be Happy Now
2003-12-16 - A Short Summary of What the Hell's Going On Here