2004-03-09 - 10:44 p.m.
It has recently been brought to my attention that almost every one of my "essays" has been longer than the Old Testament and about twice as boring. In fact, as I'm writing this, you're probably still reading that one I posted about a week ago. That is, if you haven't fallen asleep. So, here is a short apology letter for being so long-winded. (Or would it be long-typed?)
Dear Readers,
I'm sorry.
Love, Zach
There you have it. My pledge to be much shorter in what I say, but still just as boring. Thank you, and good night.
