2004-02-25 - 10:11 p.m.
It's been too long...I've missed you guys.
Okay. I officially admit that it's pathetic that I haven't updated this since December. And don't hesitate to point out that I'm a pathetic, procrasticating piece of crap next time you see me.
So yeah. Lots of stuff has been going on since the last time I posted. John Kerry has been kicking ass, gay marriage has become a ginormous issue, and Mel Gibson has put out a new movie that I really don't wanna see.
But none of that is important compared to this....
umm...
Damn. Normally this would be the part where I say something witty that obviously isn't important at all.
umm......
Fuck. I'm out of practice. This is really hard when you haven't done it for over two months.
come on.....
Okay. I give up. I wasn't even gonna post on this any more, until friggin Lauren got on my case.
She just got a new site (www.birdbum.blogspot.com) and she was "pointing out" that I've been slightly lazy and haven't posted on this in over two months. Now, normally this wouldn't affect me, but for some reason when she points out a defect in me I can't help but fix it.
Yeah, I know it's sad, but I also just HATE being outdone by her (even though it happens all the time). I actually started this waste of netspace because of her, and I'm REstarting it because of her too!
So here it is! I'm back, I'm alive, I'm home!!! So switch your homepage, cuz Zach is back! (woah that rhymed!)
