2003-12-21 - 11:00 p.m.
I truly, truly love our wonderful president. He is a true American... He puts the people before himself, and does what's best for our country.
In fact, not only has he done lots for OUR country, but he's done even more for countries we have nothing to do with! You know, he, being the hero that he is, single-handedly went to Iraq and liberated millions of Iraqis from the evil, UN-defying tyrant that was Saddaam Hussein. Well, HE didn't liberate them by himself. I mean, he had a little help from his troops. But he DID command them in Iraq. Well, HE didn't actually command them on his own, he actually got some help from his generals. But he DID go over there...and gave the troops turkey on Thanksgiving! That's...patriotic...right? When you look at it, Thanksgiving started when the Pilgrims fought for (and against) the native Indians, so isn't it fitting (and ironic) that we're doing the same in Iraq??
And on top of that, there's all the wonderful things he's done outside of office. Like....setting up a t-ball stadium outside the White House. That was a true, good-hearted, American thing to do. He put himself out of the way, and set up a place for Americans to unite in a time of tradgedy, watching America's Glorious Passtime unfold...on his lawn....with little kids.....that ran around in circles...
And speaking of baseball, most people don't realize that Mr. George Walker Bush was one of the co-owners of the Major League Baseball's finest....Rangers... the team that signed the biggest ripoff, I mean contract in history! That's something to be....proud of? (Let's see, 252 million dollars, over ten years, that's 25.2 million dollars, which is about one one hundredth of what we spent in Iraq, but that's okay.)
But you know what?? Not only is he a wonderful president and business man, he was a wonderful governor and human being. He did tons of community service work back in Texas to improve his state "hands on", and did ALL he could to get inmates out of Death Row.
All in all, I have to hand it to our glorious President, our heroic Commander-In-Cheif, our patriotic monarch, that wonderful, intelligent, man, Pres. George Dubya Bush.
Sure, he got a little help getting to where he is, but I have to tell ya, he screwed lots of people by himself, and THAT, takes skill. So Mr. President, congratulations on capturing Sadaam, and congratulations on minipulating millions of your own people. You truly are an American.
