2003-12-16 - 7:47 p.m.
Hi. If you're reading this, you're automatically cool.
I should probably start this whole thing off with a disclaimer, explaining why my site is "different" than everyone else's: THIS IS BY NO MEANS A DIARY
I've always thought posting your inner-most feelings online is a bit odd to do, and I'm not going to do that on this page. I don't feel the need to tell you how wonderful my life is. You should just figure it out for yourself.
This IS going to be a collection of random thoughts, essays, happenings, and annecdotes from my incredibly exciting life. I promise it will be interesting (what about me ISN'T?), "informative", and most of all, really really cool.
I don't quite know why I'm joining the club of internet writers. I've actually always thought this was a waste of time, but now I'm realizing that I have waaaaay too much free time, so what better to do with it than this?! I guess I was "inspired" to start this thing when I read my girlfriend Lauren's "diary" thing,(http://laurenb27.diaryland.com You should go. It's more interesting than this.) and thought that it was pretty cool. I also realized that I needed to write more, so this is a feeble effort to do so.
I sincerely hope you enjoy this (as you'd have to be either insane or illiterate not to), laugh at it, and all-in-all get many hours of wasted time out of it.
Welcome to the complete and utter chaos that is my head....
